gentlesharks:

Rare sighting of basking shark in deeper water with its mouth closed.

#lifegoals: have my mouth open enough that it’s noteworthy when i have it closed

callout post the THB. They snuck into the showers and stole my cloths and left me with a bright crimson shower robe. The director kept firing spells at me demanding how i got past her defenses. ~jerry the regulator
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fruitsgood:

fruitsgood:

okay google. worlds biggest dorito chip world record

okay google mouth embiggening surgery

deathcomes4u:
“ frommetrunui:
“ frommetrunui:
“ scaliefox:
“ post-office-box-847:
“ scaliefox:
“ diarrheaworldstarhiphop:
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This is a serious issue though.
Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you...

deathcomes4u:

frommetrunui:

frommetrunui:

scaliefox:

post-office-box-847:

scaliefox:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

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This is a serious issue though.

Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically don’t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.

It’s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.

This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didn’t own the tractors they bought from them….

Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you can’t modify the car or do anything with it that they’d consider “unbecoming of the brand”, which is why they were able file this suit.

It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of “do you own what you buy?” being a huge a debate (especially in tech).

This is pretty much Ferrari’s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from God’s hands or something. They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesn’t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for “status”. They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.

Just an update

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Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ™

brushstrokesapocalyptic:

several voidfishes for @adventuringfanbook! luv those weird weird fishies

ayellowbirds:

danielkanhai:

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?”
“Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.”
“Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?”
“I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

ithotyouknew2:
“ weavemama:
“ oldtaylorsdead:
“ rockworm:
“ blank-girl:
“ elf-fury:
“ weavemama:
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This is so.. dramatic lmao
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People are legit drowning here and losing everything and they’re worried about this…
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I been saying they value that...

ithotyouknew2:

weavemama:

oldtaylorsdead:

rockworm:

blank-girl:

elf-fury:

weavemama:

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This is so.. dramatic lmao

People are legit drowning here and losing everything and they’re worried about this…

I been saying they value that fucking flag more than human lives…. 

The flag is valuable because human lives have died wearing it on their uniform. Stop being so rude.

human lives have died during this natural disaster but go off I guess……

I’m sure someone has died wearing a damn Invader Zim shirt so are y'all gonna go protect the hot topic

taxloopholes:

matzolesbian:

mojave-wasteland-official:

matzolesbian:

also men who ask “well if blah blah blah means you can hate men, does xyz mean i can hate women?” already hate women they’re just looking for permission lol

No one fucking asks that

do you want me to link you to the multiple times people on here have asked me that today or

wait I recognize this guy OMG

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