“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”
The best
the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone
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Breaking news: millennials already knew that Facebook was stealing data
“ duh” says one. “I didn’t know it was a secret.”
It’s not just millennials. Generation Z is also aware of the phenomenon.
“Yeah they’re obviously doing some shady stuff. But what can you do? It’s not like the government isn’t doing the same thing.”
When asked how they deal with a lack of internet privacy, both responded with “memes”.
“honestly, as long as my grandparents soeng find my blog, I don’t really care what Facebook does”
