johannamation:

My brother-in-law thought tieflings were actual, ritual-summoned demons, and this funny headcanon of his character ensued. 

aimmyarrowshigh:

chrishoulihan:

Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and then shared it with others#sometimes it just hits me (via literallyfuckeveryone)

kaleighbytheway:

tinysaurus-rex:

dezzoi:

Photo © Jeff Kahn

The Regret

This is super hilarious to me. Because generally speaking, owls are way less intelligent than other raptors. So this moment is kinda like a grown adult suddenly getting slammed into place by an overgrown five year old.

vikinglumberjack:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Side-eye’s clan Giovanni.

my-ultimate-is-ready:

McCree: What’s it like, Genji? Y’know, as a cyborg.
Genji: Pain and agony. And what am I? Man or a machine…
McCree: Then why did you agree to it?
Genji: I wanted to be able to walk again.

cobalt-borealis:

i’ve been playing breath of the wild again,

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

Gain the godfathers favour and marry his son or daughter because you care about them and it will help keep police off of both of you

@kilalabunnies