alia-andreth:

mahalsbutt:

alia-andreth:

All the 70s Tolkien fanart be like

Pants? What are those? I have never heard of them.

You can’t say that and not link it… I wanna see the leggies…

AAAAA. MINE EYES.

Courtesy of the Brothers Hildebrand.

The Bros. Hildebrand also give us this image, in which Aragorn is showing more thigh than Arwen, but at least…at least he’s wearing skintight…tights.

Of course, Tolkien art was rare in the 70s, so while not technically fanart a better example might be the Ralph Bakshi animated movies. Behold, the Pantsless Horde:

The guy on the left with the sword? That’s Aragorn by the way. Nice miniskirt and gogo boots, eh?

Uhh… is that…?

It is.

Boromir is also a repeat offender:

For Eru’s sake, there are hobbits present.

Everybody was kung fu fighting… Hii-ya!

This is supposed to be Elrond, by the way. Love how ol’ Ralph gave us this shot up his crotch.

CAN’T SPELL LEGOLAS WITHOUT LEGS!!!!

Anyways, I have more cringeworthy images from 70s Tolkien fandom, but as they are not directly related to this post, they will have to wait until later.

hexlatex:

If god didn’t want your mind to become enslaved by the thought-consuming tentacles he wouldn’t have given you such easily accessible earholes

katswenski:

Pettin’ those tiny little head hairs. 

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thebootydiaries:

setheverman:

sliding into her DMs like 😍😍

why do u keep posting about me who are u

miichaellburnham:

gabe and mccree: fighting over morality or whatever

moira and genji: can we get a waffle? can we please get a waffle

doefuq:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a logo thingy from me

Example:

I tried posting this 3 times now tumblr please work

elwurd:

just watch, in act 2 or 3 vriska’s meteor is gonna come down and crush both elwurd and ardata, killing them both to establish her dominance like a baby queen bee

But sollux is queen bee. Vriska is queen spider

bureau-of-spines:

This photographer took photos of people before and after she told them that there was an ammonia leak in the building.