opcsdtv:

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

moontouched-moogle:

itspeanutbutterjennytime:

justinguarini:

Thank you Kleenex, I was having a hard time fitting my man tears into the lady hankies.

Those are not for tears…

finally, a monster tissue for my magnum dong

bobsupportgroup:

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element-of-change:

Get you a partner in crime ready to cover you and your lying ass this quick

Get you a Katara

bisexualbertmccracken:

bisexualbertmccracken:

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ability to sleep

I realize now i forgot to add the “can i get some” but i feel that just adds to the mood of the post

saejima-raiga:

saejima-raiga:

Every Sunday night I volunteer at the anime shelter and regret my life choices

ANIMAL SHELTER

claryfightwood:

Me: omg this girl is so hot I have a huge crush on her

straight girl: omg me too!!!!! i have a major girl crush #wcw!! wow we are like so gay lol

me:

puyo-puyo-tetris:

tredlocity:

Huey is in red because red is the brightest “hue.”

Dewey wears blue, the color of “dew,” a.k.a. water.

Louie’s the green one, process of elimination.

louie’s the green one because luigi