Silver Tongue

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pearls-forehead:

bntyhuntr:

yarnpoweredkitten:

bntyhuntr:

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

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Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt

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chalkram:
“copycat trying to cop my manner
watch your back when you can’t watch mine
”

chalkram:

copycat trying to cop my manner
watch your back when you can’t watch mine

agirlnamedally:

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

Especially if it was raining

kilalabunnies:
“@silver-tongues-blog
”
@kilalabunnies

rabbiteclair:

prokopetz:

My washing machine was making a terrible racket, so I stopped the cycle and opened it up to see what the problem was and a twenty-sided die tumbled out.

It rolled a 5.

The washing machine has rolled initiative. Your move.

I mean, you need to roll initiative too. THEN its your move, provided you roll higher than a five

sausagerollsnotgenderroles:
“Best one
”

potato:

potatofacts:

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

what

themayamelissa:

rickgrimesbabyface:

null-al-ghul:

bellygangstaboo:

Antifa cleaning up the streets

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HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The 180 degree from “Come at me” to “Whoa! Back up!” before he gets knocked out cold is a beautiful testament of just how stupid he truly is.