Silver Tongue

brobotsbro:

brobotsbro:

brobotsbro:

I still love thinking about the differences between cybertronian/human anatomy and lifestyle and hilarious confusion that could result

kids: so where’s Optimus?

ratchet, for the third day in a row: sleeping

kids: STILL?????

alt:

Bulkhead: wait you have to do this every night??? every night?

Miko, confused: yeah?? otherwise I’m too tired to function lol

bulkhead: have you like??? talked to anyone about this??? are you sure you aren’t sick??

Miko: wait how often do you have to sleep?

Bulkhead: Well I absolutely have to only about once every five or so earth months, but–

Miko: five–

Ratchet: it’s been 25 years and they still haven’t put your gallbladder back? What ineptitude. Sounds like some colleagues I used to have.

June: ??? Why??? Would they put it back???

Ratchet: ?????? Shouldn’t they have fixed it by now??? After 25 years????

cryptvokeeper:

ashstfu:

sayіng “first of aII” without having a second thought

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supermary64:

look at this little guy that I made in Spore

doubleca5t:

rhizobiums-deactivated20230217:

war criminal pussy got me acting unwise

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filmnoirsbian:

Summer haters are like “idk why people statistically feel better and happier when the weather is warm and the sun is out I personally love feeling like I’m one lost sock away from hypothermia.”

caddicarustv:
“DUDE I FOUND MY METAL JACKIE CHAN TALISMANS FROM THE 2003 MAGAZINE COLLECTION
Kid me spent 50+ issues collecting all of these, 1 issue every 2 weeks. So fucking happy I found...

caddicarustv:

DUDE I FOUND MY METAL JACKIE CHAN TALISMANS FROM THE 2003 MAGAZINE COLLECTION

Kid me spent 50+ issues collecting all of these, 1 issue every 2 weeks. So fucking happy I found them
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdogXcwjoMY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

manywinged:

manywinged:

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don’t want to be ‘cringe’ is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

like, you’re going to refuse to engage with anything that feeds your emotions with rich and delicious new sensations in case you fall to the temptation of unironically having fun? okay john harvey kellogg jr.

dog-teeth:

be-they-do-crimes:

dog-teeth:

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badweird feelings

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

mcdardnalds:

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happy ResCas day everyone