Silver Tongue

Chance the president rapper

More dog snaps

oh-man-aw-geez:
orbispelagium:
jerkstorecalling:
fiztheancient:
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

embercoral:

heroineofwisdom:
thelyinglark:
Bowser in Smash:
Bowser in actual mario games:
Ganondorf in actual Zelda games:
Ganondorf in Smash:
King Dedede…anywhere, honestly

floralmarsupial:

New homestuck ask meme: guess who I kin, who I’m horny for and who my dick is scared of just based off how I draw them.

nyctaeus:

‘A Cluster of Rats’, a Japanese Netsuke (small sculpture) dated late 19th century

moonpaw:

A young troll stands in her room. Today is the day her MOIRIAL and VERY BEST FRIEND is away and unable to VISIT HER. She finds herself very BORED and LONELY and demands attention right away.
What will you do?

its 2018

we need to stop pretending the hamster dance isnt poppin

gahdamnpunk:

this some next level BS