cartnsncreal:

This is perfect.

the-greatest-genderqueer:

the-greatest-genderqueer:

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

agaveleaf:

ghettoinuyasha:

blackness-by-your-side:

History teaches us nothing.

I’ve literally never heard of this

This is from the German-American Bund’s 1939 “Mass Demonstration for True Americanism.” They rallied under the guise celebrating George Washinton’s 207th birthday. 

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This was the stage from which their leader denounced the federal and New York City governments as being part of a Bolshevik-Jewish agents, referring to President Roosevelt as “Rosenfeld,”  District Attorney Thomas Dewey as “Thomas Jewey,”  New York Mayor LaGuardia was “Fiorello Lumpen LaGuardia” and so on. As well as declaring “the grip of the palsied hand of Communism in our schools, our universities, our very homes.”

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None of this shit is new. Nazis and the like will always latch onto America’s white supremacist past and contemporary economic and societal problems to bring people into their antisemitic, racist and ultranationalist garbage pile of an ideology.

dadglam:

chapsnats:

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gentleman-of-the-day:

the-future-now:

Kids are burning each other with boiling water in a deadly “Hot water challenge” YouTube trend

  • As seen in YouTube and Twitter videos, the “hot water challenge” involves surprising a friend by burning them with boiling water.
  • Another variation includes challenging someone to drink boiling hot water through a straw or pouring boiling water on themselves.
  • 8-year-old Ki’ari Pope’s cousin dared her to sip boiling water through a straw back in March. She obliged and suffered burns in her mouth and throat, requiring a tracheotomy. In July, she complained that she couldn’t breathe and later died. (Palm Beach Post, GoFundMe)
  • In addition to Pope, the trend has left several kids with serious injuries.
  • Jamoneisha Merritt, 11, was at a sleepover Sunday night when her friends poured boiling water over her face as she slept. She suffered extreme injuries and may be left permanently disfigured.
  • North Carolina 10-year-old Wesley Smith also suffered severe burns after attempting the challenge with his stepbrother, the boy’s mother told WNCN.com, a CBS affiliate.
  • Parents have begun speaking out about the challenge. Read more (8/10/17)

What the fuckk??

scarlettohairdye:

killerchickadee:

buttheadhatesthetcc:

lauralot89:

Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father.  He may not have had a Y chromosome.  He spent his early youth as a refugee in Egypt, where his family no doubt survived initially on handouts from the wealthy (You think they kept that gold, frankincense, and myrrh from the wise men?  Hell no, they sold that stuff for food and lodging).  He later returned with his parents to their occupied homeland and lived in poverty.

The religion of Jesus’s people has no concept of a permanent hell and instructed its priests on how to induce miscarriages.  Jesus explicitly rejected the concept of disability as a divine punishment.  He spoke out against religious hypocrites.  He had enough respect for women to let his mother choose the time of his first miracle.  He blessed a same sex couple.  He told a rich man that he must give up his wealth to get to heaven, and also told a parable about a rich man suffering in agony in presumably Gehinnom (basically Purgatory) just to hammer the point home.  He told people to pay their taxes.  He declared “love your neighbor” to be one of the two commandments on which all laws hang.  He commanded his followers to help the poor.  He commanded them to help the sick and the needy.  He spent time with social outcasts.  He healed the servant of a high priest during his arrest rather than fighting back.  He was put to death by the occupying government because he was a political radical.

Trump and his administration are xenophobic, misogynistic, racist, fear-mongering, warmongering, tax-dodging, anti-Semitic, anti-choice, anti-welfare, anti-equal pay, anti-LGBTQIA+, anti-immigration, support tax cuts for the rich, support Citizen’s United, want to keep refugees out of this country, want to limit our ability to speak against the government, plan to abolish the Affordable Care Act, and they wrap all of that up behind a banner of “Christian family values.”  If you support them, you have no right to call yourself a follower of Christ.

it’s so rare, yet so fulfilling, to see the J-man on my dash

One of my friends is literally the most religious Christian I have ever met. What does that mean in regards to her lifestyle and outlook? She loves everyone. EVERYONE. Unconditionally. And she supports healthcare and education and birth control and everything that’s necessary to have a healthy, stable society.

Because that’s what her homeboy JC would want.

Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.

People ask what jesus woudl do if he was alive today. What he woudl do is march into Washington (if he can even get into the country since hes from one of the countries from the muslim ban and is middle eastern) And start throwing the tables of everyone who is using his name to opress people and everyone who is filling their pockets by exploiting religion.

afallenwolf:

retroactivebakeries:

jynersosgf:

the-future-now:

An artist made a “third thumb” for your hand that makes everything easier

follow @the-future-now

so we’re just gonna play god now huh?

yeah sounds like a plan

Robo-Thumb-Wars!!!

this is really good for people ho lost their thumbs

harveychan:

some doodles……….im lovin it

margotkim:

margotkim:

So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself. 

“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?” 

I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”

It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself. 

So anyway, we now have a family kindle 

Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.

“But who would do this?” she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. “A student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??”

Eventually Dad was like, “Honey. It was clearly me.”

Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us

udyrbear:
“LMAO
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