Silver Tongue

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂

“Every battle — makes us stronger.”

“angela, i need healing”

sunshien:
“ runcibility:
“I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
”
i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day
”

runcibility:
I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

sixpenceee:

Artist by Feelwelcome.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

killbenedictcumberbatch:
wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom
HERE IT IS

robinade:

anderwelt:
WATCH IT TILL TO END
Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*
*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*

Why does he look like mac from sunny?

whitewashedhanzo:

whitewashedhanzo:
IM SCREAMING THEY REALLY GAVE HER A PAJAMA SKIN
S76: “ALRIGHT TEAM, GET INTO POSITION”
MEI:
“..BITCH..ITS 6AM..HELLO..WHAT THE FUCK”

IM SCREAMING THEY REALLY GAVE HER A PAJAMA SKIN

“..BITCH..ITS 6AM..HELLO..WHAT THE FUCK”