cheeso:

the people in blair witch project: what was that noise!!

the blair witch: yaaaack ack ack… its me, the blare witch

ronibravo:

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

taxloopholes:

*at the tumblr discourse court*

lawyer: well wolfy, what are you willing to admit?

me: I told someone to go outside.

judge, dressed as a homestuck character: guilty as charged.

tastefullyoffensive:

They’re a good boy. (via imgur)

offensivememes4u:

What a bitch

the help desk person is such a jerk

scraps-is-busy:

Did anybody else get a video sent to them? Some Crosa Rosa thingy called Sweetie? Is that some virus thing? I deleted it without even clicking the video, so don’t worry about me if it is.

yeah i did. i deleted it tho

ommanyte:

madidrawsthings:

Stray Adventure Zone scribbles from my twitter. 

Eventually I’ll draw something nice and pretty for it….