Silver Tongue

island crabs in the pacific: im so hungry i could eat an american female aviator

snakethegamer:
“ “Do you know what day it is tomorrow?” ”

“Do you know what day it is tomorrow?”

pricklylesbian:
massive-monke-disorder:
eighth-order-simulacra:
schlaflosewurst-deactivated2022:
massive-monke-disorder:
ngl bro if your device is putting out so much radiation its causing the camera footage to do that i dont think aluminum foil is going to shield you
GO WHITE BOY GO!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
he cast the spell of “shut up your noisy neighbor”
that was an emp

this is the 5G device

thepleasuregoblin:

lakemichiganbaby:
“i dont like pop” why not its so fun. u dont like lady gaga? jesus is my virtue but judas is the demoon i cling to? i cling to?
I work retail.

okay when i read this my immediate thought was like… soda, not music

randomitemdrop:

hmmm-official:
hmmm
Item: set of Breakfast Gems

superhelltubesusie:

pricklylesbian:
massive-monke-disorder:
eighth-order-simulacra:
schlaflosewurst-deactivated2022:
massive-monke-disorder:
ngl bro if your device is putting out so much radiation its causing the camera footage to do that i dont think aluminum foil is going to shield you
GO WHITE BOY GO!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
he cast the spell of “shut up your noisy neighbor”
that was an emp

yamujiburo:

Official!
A lot is happening here lol. Ash comes home, finds out his mom’s dating Jessie, Delia calls Jessie her girlfriend for the first time, James and Meowth ALSO find out that Jessie and Delia have been dating for some time and Mimey is not having it.

My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

Anonymous

vanquishedvaliant:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:
mr-phoenix-downer:
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You just don’t get content like this anywhere else
ngl deep respect to this person for hauling ass and getting shit done for their friend like laugh all you want but this person was RIDE OR DIE