Silver Tongue

ndnprct3:

squidward-vevo:

raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words around children

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bixbiboom:

misspsychotic:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

lejazzhot:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

I don’t understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.

Viscount: [angrily] “Sir, you will find the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!”

Joe: [stonefaced] “Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.”

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

better yet, theres 69 420

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neuropunk-travesty:
“ kropotkhristian:
“They just…. tweeted it out..
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psychokineticex:
“ mustanglover69:
“ mustang-lover-69:
“To whoever is putting cartoon characters in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their Ford Mustangs, not for kids and their cartoons. There are a lot of hot and sexy...

psychokineticex:

mustanglover69:

mustang-lover-69:

To whoever is putting cartoon characters in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their Ford Mustangs, not for kids and their cartoons. There are a lot of hot and sexy ladies who sometimes pose with Ford Mustangs and I would hate for some young eyes to see that before it’s time!

To whoever is putting automobiles in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their anime husband, Roy Mustang, not for dudes and their cars. There is a beautiful, amazing, intelligent blonde sniper who sometimes works alongside Roy Mustang and I would hate for them to see her image and objectify her!

Swear to God this honestly looks like someone arguing with their negative-universe counterpart.

uiruu:
“ kineticpenguin:
“ property-is-theft:
“ property-is-theft:
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The hottest takes of 2003
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do u think this isn’t happening now
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uiruu:

kineticpenguin:

property-is-theft:

property-is-theft:

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The hottest takes of 2003

do u think this isn’t happening now

shubbabang:

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i apologize to your dashboards

a-witchy-bitch:

strangerinsidethetardis:

rootfauna:

heckedy-peg:

winds-and-stardust:

tragicmushroom:

blandyblaugh:

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them

Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted

Wait this is normal? That makes me feel so happy to know that this is okay…

aspie-girl-power:

bassiter:

otterbadger:

bassiter:

straight boys often have literally no idea how makeup works, it’s absolutely fucking wild like they really think it’s ALL lipstick and eyeshadow??? i’ll mention wearing makeup (i’m a gay dude) n they’ll be like “so you do drag?” and i’m “uh no i actually wear it to look more masculine if anything” and they’ll look SO fucking confused 

“i’m literally wearing makeup right now,” i’ll say.

“what?? no you’re not!!!” they all vehemently insist, now searching for the Femininity in my face.

“i have concealer on to cover up my acne and make my whole face less red in general, my eyebrows are filled in to make them look bushier, and i’ve contoured my cheekbones, my jawline, and around my eyes all to look more defined so i look both more masculine and older. yall have never seen, and WILL never see me without makeup on.”

and even with that explanation, they remain baffled more often than not. they’ve gone their whole lives only knowing that makeup is a Girly Substance with no thought given to the actual purpose of each type of makeup, to the point that they’re completely unable to conceptualize it as a thing that could alter your face in a non-feminine way. they’ll have expressions that make it seem like their brain is rebooting so that they don’t actually have to process any of that information.

it’s so fucking sad tbh

Reblogging. Trans men out there could probably do with this boost actually. I’m not sure if it would necessarily occur to folk to use makeup to look more masculine!

i am trans actually! and makeup definitely is part of how i manage to pass. darkening eyebrows and cheek n jaw contouring does fucking wonders

Reblogging bc boys should be able to wear makeup too

daves-plushrump:

roselalond:

drallonsy:

people who hate homestuck and have no idea what it is

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People who hate Homestuck and wont shut up about the fact that they hate Homestuck

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if they hate homestuck so much why dont they just hate marry homestuck

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