Silver Tongue

taggthewanderer:

Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!

Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?

Link:

Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass

have a mutant gam

have a mutant gam

Ed: When I was small-
Winry: [snorts]
Winry: “was”.

disteal:

Hey if you’re feeling bad here’s some of the articles The Onion is putting out literal days after unionizing

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weare-theforgottenones:

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

It’s in words

unfortunately-awake:
“Operation: WALLET
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unfortunately-awake:

Operation: WALLET

gemstonevirus:

Ah yes, I‘m as unfunny as always
Anyway, my entry for the Hiveswapcomicscontest!