thefeelofavideogame:

Nintendo: We’ve done it. Nobody will horny for a clown. We’ve finally made an adult female character nobody wants to fuck

Artists All Across The Entire Planet:

revolutionarykoolaid:

STOP SENSITIZING WHITE SUPREMACIST: Call a spade a damn spade y’all. Many of descendants of the Klan, the Third Reich, Slavers, and European Imperialist alike remain committed to rebuilding a vision of the world where white people publicly, unquestionably, and dominantly reign supreme over everyone and everything else. Charlottesville is just another instance of them doing more than talking that talk, but worse, walking that walk. We must remain vigilant against the authority and terror they are trying to reign in our lives.

laberintodeofelia:

What if….Victoria was a closeted lesbian and accidentally marries Emily—who is bisexual—instead of it being Victor?

(Pt 1)

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In all seriousness though, I’ve always had this idea in my head since I first watched this movie twice in theaters and I’m finally making it come true because dammit I want to; this alternate story would’ve made my heart soar back when I was in the closet and had an embarrassing crush on Emily

badsongwinchester:

kazosa:

piefacemcgee:

caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

I feel better about my writing

This is proof FanFiction writers can make it big.

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

raptor-rider:

thebibliosphere:

deliriumsetin:

thebibliosphere:

progressivefriends:

This happened. 

The international space station willing to make sacrifices none else would. That is some Star Trek level of tolerance.

Either that or they plan to push him out an airlock when no ones looking…

Still counts.

It went from Star Trek level of tolerance to star wars level of tolerance

you know what they say. if two guys were on the moon and all that