lesbiantheoryofvalue:

fartgallery:

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

tavro:

some bloodswap doodles for the @homestuckartists swap event!

feat. olive tavros & purple nepeta as moirails, teal gamzee and bronze feferi

creatorslilhelper:

To the anon(s) who sent hate to @liyahdraw, we believe this is what you actually mean c:

If anyone received an anon-hate, let us know and we will help “translate” it :D

And last but not least, DO NOT SEND HATE TO CREATORS.

art by @moringmark

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doubletranquility:

the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists

paulepz:

You have no idea how much i need that horse friend

yelnatszeroni:

eclipsebykimlipmp3:

toteslegitfoxnews:

cishetsbeingcishet:

you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!! 

me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur 

 me:

The thing his fans seem to ignore is that words don’t “slip out” unless they’re words you use regularly enough that your brain instantly reaches for that word.

excuse me did you just say a guy got so mad abt mario kart that he vomited

It be like that

funfetti-cakke:

starfleetrambo:

magnolia-noire:

logynnrose:

weavemama:

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Meteors didnt kill the dinosarus… Millennials did.

westafricanbaby:

tamorapierce:

problackgirl:

Don’t date men who disrespect women, doesn’t matter if he’s nice to you. If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, nah.

If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, he’ll get around to you sooner or later.

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ i tell girls this every time!!! Watch how he treats other people.

auto-responders:

regret

xkcds:

Plus, the photo was geotagged, my unlocked password manager was visible on the laptop, AND you could see my naked reflection in the dark part of the screen.

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