gamgee:

draeneis:

gamgee:

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

1. jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
   
2. fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
3. regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
4. rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
5. mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
6. anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

7. you

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

danishquest:

Woops

marsixm:

theres a lot happening here

chubbyarcanine:

reactionfaces:

mushoku:

reactionfaces:

BUBBLE BUDDY:
- POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY
- BURNED OUR CROPS
- DELIVERED A PLAGUE ONTO OUR HOUSES

HE DID!?!?

NO… BUT ARE WE GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL HE DOES!?

I know this is a parody but I feel as if this is just a super meta post on how callout culture works on this site

chefpyro:

this scene is badass and all but i get the feeling morty is starting to take after rick and i’m not sure that’s a good thing

ever hear the theory that evil morty is morty who turned on rick?

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

it looks like a boss in a wii game

thedosian-cabbage:

howdoiputthisgeekily:

Tips:

a) pick a name, any name

b) let’s go with Kevin

c) fuck up a letter, preferably a vowel

- kevan

- kyvin

- kovon

- kevell

- kivoth

d) congratz u have a name

e) he might be called Tim but that might be short for something

- Timmos

- Timotheus

- Timiron (yeah just add “Ron” when in doubt)

- Tiroth

- Timarimos

Congratulations your Tim both has a cute nickname and a full name that sounds vaguely badass, or if not badass long-winded and unnecessary enough to be a Fantasy Name™.

Also try to make the syllables sound like their personality. A suave and socially smooth character could maybe not have any hard ‘r’ or ‘br’ or ‘tr’ in their names. Etc.

doesn’t even have to be a name. take any word and fuck it up like taco becomes taako for a loveable gay wizard who may or may not be chaotic neutral

theactualharrystyles:

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”

well yeah

everyone was talking about it

i got curious

i watched it

and i liked it

how is that a bad thing