peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”
tony: well, can’t you?
peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —
anyone else remember in highschool being forced to attend a fake drunk driving scene complete with ambulances pulling in and pronouncing your classmate dead and putting him in a body bag and taking him away while his girlfriend sobs and then the subsequent funeral with pamphlets and his girlfriend giving the eulogy or no
no?? what the fuck kind of school did you go to?
an american one
all the notes on this post are either “what the fuck” or “yeah my school did that too lmao”
america is cancelled
in our school district it was called “shattered dreams” students could pay $30 to hit the car with a heavy object before doing it to make it look wrecked and the “victim” would wear white face paint and you were supposed to ignore them. That being said, it was a highschool full of kids who know that its not actually that effective so it was mostly a week of everyone jokingly saying “i see dead people” whenever the ‘victim’ walked by
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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