Silver Tongue
cosmicspacequeen:
“ i spent a full 15 minutes discussing this with my girlfriend
original post is here
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roy is not lawful anything. he planned a coupe well before finding a valid reason to do it.

cosmicspacequeen:

i spent  a full 15 minutes discussing this with my girlfriend

original post is here

roy is not lawful anything. he planned a coupe well before finding a valid reason to do it.

ur frogsona as..........a trollsona

filibusterfrog:

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i see literally no difference

So those Ready Player One posters…

notahyper-specific:

goingsolo2016:

No dog in this fight, but the reactions are…pretty special.

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Ouch.

That Voyager comment is the funniest god damn thing I’ve ever seen.

mbulteau:
“ thehumon:
“Is he just trying to piss off the fuckboy Deadpool fans at this point?
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he better be
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pissing off the fake geeks who use him as an excuse to be an asshole is the most deadpool thing to do

mbulteau:

thehumon:

Is he just trying to piss off the fuckboy Deadpool fans at this point?

he better be

pissing off the fake geeks who use him as an excuse to be an asshole is the most deadpool thing to do

transpeter:

transpeter:

peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

loki: let him finish talking

mbulteau:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

shakeriddleandroll:

turing-tested:

anyone else remember in highschool being forced to attend a fake drunk driving scene complete with ambulances pulling in and pronouncing your classmate dead and putting him in a body bag and taking him away while his girlfriend sobs and then the subsequent funeral with pamphlets and his girlfriend giving the eulogy or no

no?? what the fuck kind of school did you go to?

an american one

all the notes on this post are either “what the fuck” or “yeah my school did that too lmao”

america is cancelled

in our school district it was called “shattered dreams”
students could pay $30 to hit the car with a heavy object before doing it to make it look wrecked and the “victim” would wear white face paint and you were supposed to ignore them. That being said, it was a highschool full of kids who know that its not actually that effective so it was mostly a week of everyone jokingly saying “i see dead people” whenever the ‘victim’ walked by

thewolfbltch:

do u ever see a theory and ur like ‘nah the writers aren’t that clever’

dukeofbookingham:

makeitstople:

dukeofbookingham:

Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions

I was taking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché

moonpaw:

how romantic!

Why so nerveous, Asriel?
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