carnivorouscormorant:

Can’t wait to meet you

sushinfood:

argumate:

lady-feral:

kingjaffejoffer:

Boss shit

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

WELL DONE!!!

flip-this-table:

ellathehonorarywinchester:

longlore:

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.”
Me: “Is that so?”
Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.”
Me: “So men are the best way to go?”
Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.”
Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.”
Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

I C O N I C

Rekt.

the irony is that men have historically left women unsatisfied.

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A war face!

dan-mcneely:

anyone want ten thousand tiny lemons?

sounds fun. we can have a party to celebrate. some kind of lemon party

kosmonin:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

kosmonin:

abandonedandurbex:

Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spreepark i guess the park shut down a couple years before the cocaine thing happened but yes

jitterbugjive:

speaking of words and their meanings I’m really confused over “queer” and “gay” because people keep flipflopping on if they are insulting or not >:/ Mainly “queer” but I remember for a little while people were trying to say not to call people gay either. 

Terfs are claiming that queer is a slur no matter the context to invalidate those who use it to refer to themselves when theyre still questioning their identities.

silver-tongues-blog:

movie night with the derse kids