help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that
“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying”
“eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer”
“…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.”
“yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”
religion checks are more about knowledge regarding deities than devotion
“don’t worry, guys, sharindlar will smite the shit outta anyone we need smote, that’s what she’s all about!”
“… isn’t she an avatar of mercy and life?”
“she’s an avatar of shut the hell up”
Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing
When I first started playing Pathfinder I thought “craft” meant like “watercraft” and I gave a ton of it to my Barbarian so I wouldn’t be useless running with the two pirates in our group.
Mid game my DM was like “No… Like… Arts and crafts.”
And I was like “Fuck it he knits, is there any yarn on the ship?”
DM: *Rolls dice* … *Looks up* This shipment is nothing but yarn.
Me: I’m going to knit a sweater.
DM: What’s your craft score again? *Looks at page*………………. Don’t even roll…
DM: So you all pull into port wearing sweaters beautifully knitted by our goddamned Barbarian.
Ragtag group of scoundrels & assassins: Yay!
i generally don’t reblog this post much because if i did that for every example someone reblogged this with i’d spam everyone’s feed, but i love this
remember when Aang was going to stand trial for a murder Kyoshi committed, and they found all this evidence that proved that Kyoshi couldn’t have done it, and it was all pretty solid that she shouldn’t have even been near the murder when it happened, and they were going to prove her and Aang’s innocence if they could just argue the defense, and then Kyoshi manifested during the trial and was like “nah, I killed that man” and peaced out, leaving Aang to get boiled alive just so she could take credit for it
It’s really funny that during orientation the managers were all like “never work off the clock! When you’re out on the floor during break do not wear your vest or name tag and have your phone out to prevent this”. I had to contain my laughter so hard omg. You don’t even have to work at a place for people to ask you if you work there or demand your help without asking if you do. -Abby
I was once in Petsmart right? I had my Best Buy shirt on under a jacket, so I had some blue peeking out around my collar. I’d also had my work shoes on but had changed into blue jeans. I was a customer. I had two bags of fish in my arms and I was looking at cat toys.
Someone then came up to me unceremoniously and asked where the reptile things were. I figured they saw the fish stuff I had in my arms and thought I’d know, so I told them it was over bear the fish area like an aisle down. They then asked where we got our reptiles from. I told them I don’t know where “they” got any of their pets from. This lady FLIPPED “How could you NOT KNOW where you get your pets?! What do they teach you here?! Are you telling me this store is so incompetent that–” I then interrupted her to tell her I didn’t work at this store and have never worked for Petsmart. She didn’t believe me so I showed her the Best Buy logo on my shirt (they and Petsmart use the same blue.) She then got huffy and said I should ask where they get their fish before buying them and stormed off.
The SAME THING happened at Kroger with a lady over a gift card. And once I’m Michaels when I was in normal-ass clothes years after I quit working for them.
Customers don’t give a shit they just want the NPC’s that are the store’s employees or anyone that remotely resembles that to help them.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
