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ewzzy:
“Jesus Christ confirmed for Smash Bros
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ewzzy:

Jesus Christ confirmed for Smash Bros

augeauthewaterwizard:

toomuchlamenotenoughbears:

catzgba:

taintmotel:

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

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get fucking rekt OP

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don’t forget

Hes also doing a wonderful job playing lemony Snicket  

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Originally posted by ari-inwonderland

alexisparade:

i forgot that i never uploaded this to tumblr

charlesoberonn:

onlygoodluthor:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

llwi:

pr1nceshawn:

The ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Theme Song on Marimba by percussionist Aaron DeWayne.

@gamersonic

When he switched to the dungeon theme I lost my mind

I am the happiest person alive right now

I like the list of cryptids in the background.

bonkalore:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

hawkeys:

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

weirdlylyricalnotes:

theotherwesley:

geeofficerkrupke:

One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish. 

This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”

This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”

There it is. The Passover Dad Joke. The Dad Joke Prime. The one all dads are born knowing, waiting for that first holy day when they can finally annoy their offspring with it. 

For those who don’t know:

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atelierdecadence:

Mikiphone portable pocket gramophone. Swiss made 1924

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reachmouse:

kelcrocker:

sweaterkittensahoy:

lextempus:

Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.

I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches SUNDAY SCHOOL. And it never comes off like he’s judging you because you don’t follow his exact path.

I’m an atheist, and I feel like Colbert gets me in a lot of ways. It means a lot.

Love Stephen Colbert.

One of my always-reblogs.

fairygodrobot:

moonlandingwasfaked:

multitrackdrifting:

onahole:

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DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE

but Henry infinite chocolate

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