short–insomniacs:

on my bus ride home (i’m going home for passover) there was a lil old orthodox jewish man and his DOG had a kippah and tallis!!! so i asked where he got kippot for dogs, and he was like “i ordered it online!! it’s her 13th birthday so we’re throwing her a Bark Mitzvah!!!”

arin: I cant attack while im swimming

People who actually read the tutorials:

Originally posted by lizerally

luna-sharp:

princecarlton:

petermaximoff:

tony: not naming names but if Some People, [looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy] Actually did their JOB, thanos wouldnt even have gotten to earth

gamora: well if Some People [looks pointedly at thor] didnt let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok, thanos wouldnt have even have cared about earth

everyone: [incomprehensible yelling]

steve: GUYS Stop! youre All forgetting something……….Tony also put an infinity stone in his stupid ass robot

Vision:

Dr strange, wearing one In his necklace:

Originally posted by thegamingbuddha112

thestateonmtv:

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

kilalabunnies:

wholesomegirlfriendmemes:

My girlfriend is ok I guess

APRIL FOOLS!! She’s breathtaking! Amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me !!!

@silver-tongues-blog

@kilalabunnies

sapphicshrimp:

roxys:

tentiginouslogophile:

roxys:

rogueofroxy:

roxys:

it’s really fucked up how all the way back in act 5 act 1, it’s implied that after vriskas arm was blown off by terezi, she literally ate it. 

oh shit could u source the page?

here, just a couple pages after her into

oh my god

yeah, its pretty sad too if you think about. like, she really had to resort to that as if its normal. alternia is really fucked up!

gearholder:

jelloapocalypse:

nickelodeonhistory:

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

I remember seeing this on TV once and then never again and then it was on the VHS of this episode I owned again. I was so confused.

daily-davenport:

Today’s Davenport knows when the battle is lost.

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A weird looking poss!