I can recognise and name exactly one character from homestuck through sheer cultural absorption and it’s Dave Strider and I hate everything about him
Capitalism is literally the most nonsensical and inefficient system ever. Like how is this a fucking problem. Scarcity exists where it shouldn’t
When Mighty The Armadillo falls off the edge in ‘SegaSonic The Hedgehog’, his shell falls off. Here are the sprites during his descent.
I can’t believe Mighty is bald.
Another aspect is that I just like bobble heads. And recruitment into my army is a lot easier when all the little kiddos are wearing my merch. Like, why wouldn’t you make merch? Everybody does it, except ponies. Like have you heard of a line of toys about colorful ponies? Especially ones that managed to get a TV series, and a movie?
Not likely.


