secifosseluce:

a man of Lebanese/Turkish descent on twitter posted a AI-made reconstruction of the face of Jesus and said he looks like family and he’s so right…

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here’s the original tweet btw

sunfortune:

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can someone draw ed elric saying this?

Cowboy got them sturdy denim jeans (jeans)
Boots with the spurrs (the spurrs)
He keep an eye out lookin at the herd
yeehaw the horse (yeehaw the horse)
and then of course
Cowboy said woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

mymagicgrandpa:

My Magic Grandpa - Chapter 4 Pages 7-12

Chapter Plot: In order to make it easier to take Suzie on adventures undetected, Coach and Suzie are looking for a girl who’s not quite what she seems. It may be more of a challenge than they thought. 


You can read the rest of the comic on its website, http:// www. mymagicgrandpa. com (can’t link or tumblr will hide from search)

embersofkymillo:

daddylexas:

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

@chefpyro

napcaster-mage:

trashtech:

napcaster-mage:

napcaster-mage:

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don’t need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

lobotomize your coffeemaker

this is how we make artificial stupid

lynxgriffin:

Just what does this button do?

YAY, new part of Paper Trail is here! This one took a long while to do, for…pretty obvious reasons!! A successful battle against King…but some unexpected results?

And pretty much all the other card designs were based on Kanotynes’ original designs!

New part will be along later!

- Paper Trail -

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obscurelocalstranger:

carrionvalentine:

carrionvalentine:

chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he’s bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he’d get up and be like “well what the fuck is this, a home depot?”

hey so were y'all gonna tell me chris fleming had a tumblr or was i just supposed to find that out that he reblogged this after waking up from a 5 hour nap like some sort of groggy soon-to-be-hired on the spot court jester

#someone shop this comically on the was anybody gonna tell me or was i just supposed to find out meme 
I got u @canisvertigus​

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fma-facts:

fma-facts:

Happy Meat Day everyone!

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Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date
2. That being said… two Meat Days

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