spectralgrl:

finally figured out how to keep the government from spying on my blog

mikkynga:

technomaestro:

At first I thought this was just some other knife. 

But then I realized - it’s a switch blade 

NO

girlwholovesturtles:

If someone told me that this was a list of things Griffin has said in a single episode of literally anything, I would believe them 100%.

@probablyfakeblonde

why-animals-do-the-thing:

soup-medic:

soup-medic:

soup-medic:

toamac:

blackzodiacqueen:

babyanimalgifs:

basically a kitten with scales

PRECIOUS AND GOOD

@putuksstuff

nononono
that is a distress sound that these lil things make so that they can alert their mother
this isnt cute.

I’m dead serious

Stop anthropomorphizing reptiles

Reptiles don't feel love like mammals do

@why-animals-do-the-thing let me know if i got this wrong but yeah

You’re absolutely right that that is a distress call. The gape and (awkward) lunge at the beginning is an attempt to make the hand go away, and it stays still when the person starts petting it not because it likes the contact but in the hopes that freezing will make the dangerous things stop messing with it and go away. 

This is not a cute reptile enjoying affiliative touch from a person. This is a scared baby that does not have any inclination to want or enjoy human touch hoping the scary thing won’t eat it or that it’s mother will come save it. 

toonbly:

I never thought anyone could audibly represent “:(” until Lucas Miller said “my lab”

grawly:

grawly:

soupslurp:

grawly:

waffle1up:

grawly:

Each one of the Golden Girls represents one of the seven deadly sins

theres only 4

Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride.

That’s 7. 

nono there’s only 4 golden girls you silly goose

i dont see the problem here

okay i need to break out of character from this post to say this reply is genuinely incredibly fucking funny

catchaspark:

timefortigers:

papinianista:

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

dailyprospit:

do jade’s ears ever get in the way? they do, but she can usually cut some holes!