zemedelphos:

candyredterezii:

maxiesatanofficial:

candyredterezii:

Todd Howard vs Andrew Hussie

things to keep in mind:

• hussie is a stone-cold killer; todd howard insists on making his darlings Essential, therefore he may be similarly reluctant to go all-out when fighting you
• because of todd howard’s clipping issues and poorly-balanced stealth mechanics, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable; hussie will actively telegraph half his attacks, and will spend enough time celebrating each genuinely unexpected one that you can easily regain your footing

• Hussie has nothing to lose, Todd has everything to lose 

• Hussie’s inventory system is also very glitchy, and the glitch may extend to Todd. As a result, Todd’s weapons can become perfectly mundane objects at any time. Have you ever tried to cut someone with lipstick? It doesn’t work.
• Todd has access to console commands, which in desperation he could use to achieve godmode.
• Hussie has killed gods, and will again.

Hussie has no control over his series and characters so that means at any point LE could show up and kill both of them

the-swift-tricker:

we millennials and gen z kids have gone so long scraping by with what little we we were given and now at last…at long last…John Mulaney is finally coming out with a new comedy special on Netflix

lunarcanine:

dragon-in-a-fez:

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

celticpyro:

forever-emo33:

this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?

Close the goddam door.

letmesleepy:

sassacrusher:

no phrase opens your third eye like “dad egbert is warriormale” does

O H  M Y  G O D

impratical:

Replacing sounds with the Ed Edd n Eddy sound effect and soundtrack is the greatest meme ever

odinsblog:

This is an obvious threat to African American ex-prisoners, and the message is that the state will target and punish them with unreasonable prison sentences for voting, even while on probation.

”I don’t think I’ll ever vote again. That’s being honest. I’ll never vote again.” - Crystal Mason

This is the new Jim Crow. This is an example of how Texas disenfranchises Black voters and suppresses voter turnout.

This is why Black people are disproportionately arrested and injected into the criminal “justice” system for even the smallest infractions.

The threat of re-imprisonment is how you dissuade all Black former-prisoners from voting, “just in case.”

Can you even imagine how different the South would be - how different AMERICA would be, if so many states didn’t use the criminal justice system and prison as a means to suppress the Black vote?

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that

one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal

“how did you all manage to survive?”

“survive?”

“the nuclear war??”

“the what”

the same could be applied to overwatch

jadedresearcher:

paradoxlands:

The Observatory

A new page that I’ve been working on for a while is now live over on the SBURBSim site. It allows you to view a map of the entire Furthest Ring as depicted in the sim, all 4 billion plus sessions.

Everything is in there, with listings of the lands and players in a more visual format than ABJ.

You may recognise the styling of it from this blog - in sim canon the observatory is where I find all of the lands that I document. (The building itself can be seen in the header and the 1k image series)

Also there are clearly no Easter eggs at all to be found in it, not that such a thing would be relevant in a year where April Fools’ also falls on Easter…

Holy Shit. You guys gotta see this.

movie night with the derse kids