Silver Tongue

belinsky:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

mistyxaesthetic:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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If we switched teachers salaries with politicians this country would be so much better for it

This is important

gaygothur:

For a webcomic to be successful there has to be one character who will attract furries and there has to be one character who is an abstract shape that people will humanize as a white male twink

yourplayersaidwhat:

“There’s nothing morally wrong with fisting a giraffe.”

swearwolvez:

mediumsizedboy:

krafteasymac:

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

hostilemuppet:
“tits out in denver mid november
”

hostilemuppet:

tits out in denver mid november

dongoverlord:

infinite-fuckpit:

spadefish:

vaporwavesimulator:

when fans portray a character as a smooth flirty fucker when in canon they’re just like ‘hey who wants to watch me chug this entire fucking bottle of root beer’

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sans fucking cheated because he’s a skeleton and all the root beer goes literally right through him so there are no physical consquences for him

rusheloc:

mrbiggsproductions:

siderealsandman:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

what-if-but-bear:

asriel-dreemurr:

transcoranic:

ethantherenegade:

shorthalt:

sagasofsundry:

fayevalentin:

sagasofsundry:

thebalancearc:

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill


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heroes’ feast

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Mirror image

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dissonant whispers

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counterspell

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Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

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magic missile

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@tomthefanboy

Summon Elemental (Earth)

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Delayed Blast Fireball

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Polymorph Other

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Psychic Scream

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Astral Projection

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Forbidden Speech

Planear Ally

lets play YDYD is more intense than game of thrones

rurounigochan:

invaderxan:

when you a words writing and meaning sense make words to

This is truly painful.

imagine the sky
how is the sky
touch the sky