Silver Tongue

chongoblog:

OP is literally the sand guardian, guardian of the sand and Poseidon literally quivers before him, but fuck off, I guess

dabard95:

So just recently Lindsay said on Still Open that the reason she became so upfront and public with her bisexuality was because Michael encouraged her to express herself and be honest with her own feelings like…

What a goddamn beautiful couple. Lindsay loving Michael for the rough and opinionated Jersey boy that he is and Michael loving his wife so damn much that he was worried that she was being unfair to herself by refusing to acknowledge a part of who she was. 

Iris Jones has supportive and open minded parents that still aren’t afraid to tell it how it is and be direct. I’m happy that they found each other and that Iris was born into a family of such blatant love. 

herm0d:

hiemalaurore:

herm0d:

my gender is bees. thats it. just bees thats all there is to it

whats in your pants then

i want you to look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess

the-armed-utahn:

jooshbag:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

sorta-dad:

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

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it got better.

Why are you still into MLP?

klondork:

Season 1 Opening Moral: You need friends to help you through your struggles.

Season 8: Opening Moral: A standard way of teaching classes may not be applicable to the new generation of students so teach from the heart and not from the book. Also stop being racist.

glitterdustedwren:

somajesticdonki:

fearlessjones:

naamahdarling:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

this is some Kingsman shit right here

@mysterysolver

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

issietheshark:

valerie and her week of wonders (1970)

spobforpresident:

scottishaccentsareawesome:

help-i-am-actually-solas:

talewii:

marvelobsessions:

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

#“also my dad died”

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

Peter(raises his hand in the back): “…My homecoming date‘s dad turned out to be my arch nemesis and a building fell on me!“

Thor (smiles and gives a thumbs-up): “Good for you! (aside, to Tony)…Who is that person? Do we know him or did he just show up?”

T’Challa: My dad died, too.

Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it feels 

Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man dressed like a kitten?

okay but thor and T'Challa would totally great to interract because like, both are kings who have family that tried to usurp them when they got depowered.

OOF

glumshoe:

cat warm…. 

cat soft….

but cat also SHARP…

kitty soft
kitty warm
kitty little fur ball

kitty happy
kitty sleepy
kitty purrball