chefpyro:

i only learned like last year that the southern hemisphere has its seasons backwards. i still dont get it. how the fuck does that work. how do the seasons work @ the equator? i’m not entirely convinced i wasnt told this as a joke

equator seasons are more divised into wet or dry because depending on where they are, it would rain more seasons in some places than in others.

sidisi:

nahiri:

big-bird-nerd:

nahiri:

big-bird-nerd:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

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Who/what cut down the trees to make them mesas, for what purpose, and with what tools?

I’ve actually looked a little deeper into this, and the short answer is that humans cut them down with future tech. This theory is a sub-theory of flat earth, as it makes use of a lot of the same basic assumptions about the world, most importantly that our entire worldview is a construct created by the elite that controls our world from the shadows. By keeping knowledge from us, they can treat us like sheep without expecting resistance. Part of this theory is that we had advanced machines and supercomputers way back, even in the ancient times, and that all history older than about 100 years is a lie crafted by this elite in the wake of a nuclear war in the 1800s.

What would we use all that wood for, and where did it go?

Rock is wood. Or rather, wood becomes rock as it grows and the trees reach massive heights. They essentially mined the trees for useful minerals and metals, and for the construction of whatever secret structres they use to control us.

Steal dnd settings from conspiracy theorists every day bc this shit is too good

rexo3o:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

paulwalkersdogwalker:

buttcheekpalmkang:

hersheyhipster:

Do Your Fucking Research *Nicki Minaj Voice*

Wow… Lmao.

Some people threw white paint on it a few years back.

They want to be a victim so bad.

monuments of freedom? lol…

We reached the point where white people want to take everything from others including the victim’s seat

i find there to be a bunch of irony when calling confederate statues “symbols of freedom” since confederates were fighting specifically to keep slaves which is like, the opposite of freedom.

lagonegirl:

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You can see the full video here.

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THIS HAS TO STOP NOW!

#BlackLivesMatter

stareyedcoon:
“a quick daughter for ur trouble
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stareyedcoon:

a quick daughter for ur trouble 

crymosome:
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hold on i got this
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crymosome:

mockwa:

hold on i got this

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triplettroublex:

jojodear:

What the hell Louie

LOUIE hahahah god bless you.

chefpyro:
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kyven:

Monster Factory (2015)