Silver Tongue

sleightofpaint:

miniongtt:

silencingthedrums:

alertstatus:

eriquin:

eriquin:

Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

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I may regret this, but …

that’s a lot of dicks.

Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!

The last comment has ruined me

for fuck’s sake, oglaf

ferrousfellow:

klapollo:

this fucking video is so smooth and somehow manages to get the original concept across without using nearly any of the original dialogue im in awe and i also feel like im back in 2010

FUCK

@chefpyro

hellapainyo:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

songsaboutswords:

iaintshootinmister:

45-70govt-deactivated-4958439:

I have never witnessed something in my entire life that kept me so interested within a roller coaster of socio-economic company history and tax evasion schemes that really boiled down to the greatest personal conclusion of this man’s day.

No holy shit this is the greatest video ever seen in existence

The more he went on the more intriguing he became. And then by the end, I realized it really was the best video ever made.

i will always reblog grillquest

this was it this was the Russian post I reblogged

kramergate:

dankanimalcrackers:

goodbye-to-gravity:

I’m the Glubglogabgalab. I love books and this basement is a true treasure trove. I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab

Oh ha ha ha, mmm, splendid! Simply delicious. Mmm, ha ha ha ha! I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab [deep exhale that makes others uncomfortable]

I’m genuinely frightened

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Druid: Wait, why is a half-dryad researching Dwarven history?

Sorcerer: Don’t tell me you’re a Dwarf weeb.

DM as half-Dryad character: No, I’m a Dwarf weed!

Sorcerer’s player: Wait, no I said that out of character.

DM: Please let me have this joke. I’m begging you.

ghostgods:
“yeah.
”

ghostgods:

yeah.

ratchet-says-i-needed-that:
“Someone needs to stop me
”

ratchet-says-i-needed-that:

Someone needs to stop me