Silver Tongue

kaijuno:

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

ithelpstodream:

thebittercoffee:

ithelpstodream:

kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl?

mom: go ahead and ask

kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl?

me: no

kid:

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Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are NOT LGBT for being ‘‘nonbinary’‘, call yourself any shit, but you are not LGBT and don’t tell lies.

do you see that T in LGBT?


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stop excluding agender and non-binary folk. cis people do a good enough of a job at that already.

hachibeat:
“ Day 4 of @taakitzweek: Date night!
It’s just two silly boys playing with each others hair
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hachibeat:

Day 4 of @taakitzweek: Date night!

It’s just two silly boys playing with each others hair

godtiermeme:

writing-prompt-s:

As a child, you often daydreamed about a world you invented and you would occasionally write about it. 10 years later, you hear many different voices whispering to you. They are the prayers of the inhabitants of your imaginary world. To them, it has been 1000 years since you abandoned them.

Tough shit, kids, God has to write a fuckin thesis.

homestuckbloodswaps:

bloodswapkinaes:

Stimboard for Meulin Ampora

sprite credit 

- mod aradia

love it

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

sorta-dad:

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

joshua-wright:


This is actually a reworking of a pre-Slack Wyrm post I made to Tumblr about four years ago, so if you’ve been following me for a while, you might remember it. I just couldn’t resist adding the cockatrice into the Slack Wyrm world. I love him so much! :)

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection
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vampireapologist:

hubbabubba-overlord:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

I would really hope theyd notice a car coming toward them or else they are the worst apex predator ever.

this is also an extremely fucking valid point

daltries:

yknow what i like???

i’ll tell u what i like,,,

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@banishedquasiroyal