nest:

nest:

when i was a kid one of my best friends was a year older than me so i deferred to him as the expert on everything in the whole world, and once when i was 9 and he was 10 my curiosity got the best of me and i asked him what the f word was (i knew how to use google but i think i was afraid my parents would see?) and he got really quiet and serious and leaned down and whispered, “find” (pronounced rhyming with “pinned”). i did not find out that this was not the actual f word until a year later, when i was google image searching kittens for warrior cats roleplaying purposes and i came upon a pic with the caption “look at this fucking kitten”

btw i asked him about it years later and he was like “oh yeah, i knew the word was fuck, i just didn’t want to be the one to corrupt you so i made one up on the spot”

palmer:

wistfulwolf:

thorcdinscns:

i’m calling it right now that Marvel is going to ‘Breaking Dawn’ us and we’re gonna get a scene with at least 50% of the characters dead and then Dr. Stephen Strange is gonna bring that time back real quick and restart the fight

oh jesus christ

[S] Game Over

joyceanfartboner:

rutile-ism:

transgirlnausicaa:

joyceanfartboner:

wormsounds:

ok fuck the pope n all that obviously but this is literally SO fucking funny in so so many ways

apparently the dude who reported this didn’t even tape his interview with il papa and had made up shit he’s said before

It seems this reporter has a history of this type of antics lol… in 2014 he claimed the pope abolished sin

what a wild fucking dude

natiliethewolf:

furrypost-generator:

we need to give fursonas to all of those Russian chaos aphobes

linguisticparadox:

ponyfiasco:

adhighdefinition:

the two adhd moods in a nutshell

• overstimulated: can’t do it because everything is too much
  
• understimulated: can’t do it because everything is too boring
  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Third mood: I can do this ONE THING FOR HOURS WITHOUT STOPPING BUT IF YOU INTERRUPT ME I CAN NEVER DO IT AGAIN

furrypost-generator:

*smacks a werewolf ass* someone’s gotta do it

lesbian-cryptid:

lesbian-cryptid:

kinkfaker:

upsidedowncat:

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

i was hoping to find somerhing interesting and then u pull the rug

algrenion:

algrenion:

dude did you know hairless guinea pigs are basically nugs

dude

guy