What is shrimp heaven? Why does Daniel need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation?
i fucking love pathfinder and dungeons and dragons because of how easy it is to break an entire game with a single massively lucky dice roll
unrelated: our GM wants every single person in my party dead, but especially our paladin
so, my party found a magical wishing well fountain, and on a whim a couple of us toss silver pieces in. when we realized that our GM was actually rolling for outcomes, and that some of the outcomes could be fucking incredible (the first successful person got a permanent +1 to diplomacy after wishing to be better at talking to people) we all started wishing for bigger, more character-motivation-important things.
our paladin goes quiet, and then says “I’m wishing for something the rest of the party can’t hear, let me text it to you.” the GM reads it, and decides that this has such a slim chance of happening that this wish is only going to be granted if he rolls a 1 on a percentage die.
he rolls.
he freezes.
he looks somewhere between terrified and furious.
at this point the table is freaking out demanding to know what just happened and what the paladin wished for, and our GM sighs and says, “Well guys, what just happened is aohdán told me to bend over. I said, ‘no, only if you pull a star out of the sky.’ and then aohdán looked me in the eye, reached up, and pulled down the heavens in front of me. and now i’m bent over and aohdán is fucking me in the ass.”
we still don’t know what the fuck got wished for, but we do know that the giant, world-is-ending quest has been usurped by something somehow more important, and our GM actively wants to kill our paladin.
“I’m still fucking livid. I have no words to describe the fury I have.” -the GM upon reading this post and reliving potentially the worst game decision he’s ever made
Hey guys. Guys. We figured out the wish.
Bernie Sanders and progressives respond to Trump reasserting that “both sides” and the “alt-left” were at fault in Charlottesville
why are you people like this
Stuff like that is just not okay…seriously… i mean that is a serious and emotional video and…just no.
So. God. Damn. Much. Facepalm.
Let me explain you whiny little shits a thing
Yaoi means “boys love”. It IS NOT INHERENTLY SEXUAL. IT’S JUST A GODDAMN TERM FOR GAY.
Stop your fucking whining and let people fanperson over shit the way they want to without your whiny bitch opinion bringing negativity into it. Jfc.Hey there! I’m usually one to pick my battles, but this error here is so egregious I felt a need to speak up about it. You don’t have to read this if you don’t want to, but, in fact, yaoi does not mean Boy’s Love. It is inherently sexual and it is not a “goddamn term for gay,” as we will see subsequently.
“The term yaoi is an acronym created in the late 1970s[1] by Yasuko Sakata and Akiko Hatsu[8] from the words Yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi (山[場]なし、落ちなし、意味なし) “No peak (climax), no fall (punch line/denouement), no meaning”. This phrase was first used as a “euphemism for the content”[9] and refers to how yaoi, as opposed to the “difficult to understand” shōnen-ai being produced by the Year 24 Group female manga authors,[10] focused on “the yummy parts”.“
Tl;dr: Yaoi is a Japanese word about equivalent to our phrase “porn without plot.” Of course, porn is necessarily inherently sexual–a genre that serves only to objectify the characters portrayed in it for the gratification of the consumer. It is not a term for gay. To my knowledge, in Japanese, that would be “gei,” which… literally is just the English word “gay” written in katakana. Additionally, according to Wikipedia, gay comics produced by mlm are literally called “gay comics (gei comi)” or bara. So your post is wrong on two points here.
BL and yaoi are also not synonymous terms. BL, or Boy’s Love, is an umbrella term encompassing genres such as yaoi and shounen-ai (another similar genre that is essentially softcore yaoi, focusing more on fluff than sexual activity but always in a more-or-less objectifying manner.) It does not include gay comics. Why? Because while the target audience of gay comics are actual real-live gay people (shocker), the target audience of BL is cishet girls and women.
Originally branded disparagingly as “fujoshi” (rotten girls) for “corrupting” pure friendships between male characters, this subset of people now wear the label as a badge of pride, in the same way that cishet girls in Western fanfiction circles often refer to themselves as “dirty sinners” for drawing two men kissing or holding hands. Why the motif of corruption? Because this consumer base sees same-sex interaction beyond the purely platonic as inherently dirty, sinful, shameful, and kinky. (This can be seen not only in the community’s moniker but in the genre’s conventions as well, as it relies heavily on tropes of rape, abuse, manipulation, etc, and essentially zero genuine depictions of earnest love.) This is denotatively and inarguably homophobia.
Thus, this is why you cannot call “In a Heartbeat” yaoi:
- Its producers are all Western. It doesn’t even use an anime art style.
- It is not sexual, or PWP. Its characters are not only children, but characters developed as people with which the viewer may empathize, and absolutely not objects for the viewer’s gratification.
- It was a short produced by and for LGBT people.
Now I may be a little out of my lane because I am not Japanese–I just consume a lot of anime and manga and read a lot. But I believe the information I have presented to be factually correct and I hope it is clear now why one cannot refer to this short or any other LGBT productions as yaoi, not only for reasons of social justice, but sheer linguistics as well.
fave rebuke to this fresh line of bullshit your dumb ass brains have managed to twist themselves enough to spew
A Black WOMAN roped the Confederate statue to be pulled down in Durham yesterday.
A Black WOMAN climbed a flagpole in Columbia to take down the Confederate flag.
Three Black WOMEN brought us Black Lives Matter and jumpstarted a movement.
A Black WOMAN was the first African-American to put themselves in the running for a major party nomination for President.
A Black WOMAN refused to give up her seat on a bus.
A Black WOMAN made some 13 trips back to the South to shuttle slaves north to Freedom.
Are y'all hearing me this morning?
anyway if you support ANYTHING related to white nationalism/supremacy/nazism/racism please unfollow and block me. this is space is not welcome to you. in fact, no spaces should be welcome to you.
I started to put this in my tags but I want to be clear about this: when I reblog this I’m not just talking about people being active skinheads. I’m also talking to people who think the response to Nazism is calling for ‘civil discourse.’ People who support Nazis demonstrating or gathering safely. People who wring their hands over the idea of not allowing Nazis to be safe. People who think Nazism is just an opinion. You’re complicit too.
