I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”
I also respect the author for putting them all online for free
Animorphs is a series in which the main children at one point have to permanently trap another child in the body of a rat and abandon him to die so he won’t expose their identities to genocidal space fascists and that’s really only the tenth or fifteenth most fucked up thing that happens.
theyre best friends with a robot dog programmed to be a pacifist because the one time they bypassed the pacifism programming, he instantly killed an entire military base in less than a minute and would genocide on a cosmic scale if he wasnt stopped. also the robot dogs were made by god which turned out to be an alien leprechaun.
Thinking about potential mario canon where mario is just like. Peach’s bodyguard. It pays well and he gets staff meals (cake)
No listen it makes sense. They have a friendly professional relationship, first name basis, been working together for years, but they’re still somewhat cordial since she IS a princess. After the first time he defeated bowser he was brought on permanently. This is why he comes with when Peach goes on vacation in sunshine, he’s her security staff
Luigi doesn’t clock in as often anymore ever since his ghost hunting/real estate business picked up which is why he’s absent from most 3D games but he is still on staff
luigi is helps keep the mushroom kingdom in good relations with the much larger and more powerful sarasaland empire.
I gotta be real with everyone: I thought Joltik was just a meme.
Like I thought it was one of those pokemon-blend creations that everyone was doing a few years ago. I thought it was Jolteon combined with <fucking, i dunno, something small and cute> whose outcome everyone loved because hell yeah small, cute, bug, thing and I just thought this started a wagon of Joltik fan content.
This was my passive belief until right now, brought into question by all the comics of Emmet owning 7 billion Joltiks, one of which mentioned a named evolutionary form, and I finally went “Oh I Think It’s A Pokemon.”
While I was typing this post I had the vague inkling of “You know I think this is because I was confusing Joltik with a DIFFERENT cute little bug Fakemon that my friend was really obsessed with.”
I got most of the way through typing an incoherent message to my friend trying to ask her what small cute Fakemon thingy thing she was really into and before I finished typing the message I REMEMBERED the name! It was called Snom!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
