laysiaprincess:

mintzy:

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in.
When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer:
Woman: But there are no people in here.
Manager: Madam. The staff count as people.
Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

iamnotamuffin:

iamnotamuffin:

why do terfs always have those cutesy pastel pink aesthetic blogs as if theyre trying to sugarcoat all the violent bigotry they spew by hiding it between artsy pictures of strawberry shortcake and mediocre photos of flowers with heavy pink filters on them

zsaber:

Wifi is just boneless internet

Look at these fangbattle whelps

xcom2:

nazis go back to skype 

pixelatedplatypus:

myserventsneverdie:

silly-overwatch-stuff:

Some people don’t know when to quit

By u/cakeschmammert (link in the source)

God I love Ana

@rymmage

do this

rhymewithrachel:

marvel vs dc

pia-soleildiddle-deactivated201:

Coco is a real good scrapbooker 

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

‘What kind of overalls does Mario wear?’

Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail