validmogai:

orcsexual - sexual attraction only to Orcs from fantasy realms.

jonbutter:

agoodcartoon:

im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

scafe-dragon:

shitmemesforshitteens:

thechildrenarewaiting:

ittlebittle:

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

Oh my god they were tombmates

two dudes chilling in a coffin 5 feet apart cause theyre not gay

@xneoncrayon

tiny-septic-box-sam:

cotton-flurry:

edwardspoonhands:

drowningz:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

powerlesbo:

canmom:

• MP1: audio codec and container format
• MP2: audio codec and container format
• MP3: audio codec and container format
• MP4: video codec and container format
• MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

MP100: strangely enough, an anime

lornagonigall:

cheshireinthemiddle:

therepublicofrapunzel:

pishposh-habberdash:

therepublicofrapunzel:

themixtrovert:

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.

Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….

Yeah and if you’re colorblind you don’t think the sky is blue. 

The sky is blue whether you believe it or not. The Bible is true whether you believe it or not.

The sky is actually black. You specifically perceive it as blue and a colorblind person may perceive it as orange or grey. A mantis shrimp sees it as colors that you cant even comprehend.

Your views =//= absolute truth

Originally posted by flyingsexsnakess