Silver Tongue

pinesinthewoods:

iridescentoracle:

extremelight9:

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Okay, can we talk about all the things Mabel did that Ford himself couldn’t do?

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She figured out the gnomes’ weakness.

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She solved the mystery of the eighth and a half president.

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She managed to get unicorn hair.

#she mainTAINED A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BROTHER #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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unsettlingstories:

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

Its 2018 I think that milhouse should be a meme

daily-davestrider:
“The first decent dave ive drawn in like… 4 years
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daily-davestrider:

The first decent dave ive drawn in like… 4 years

showerthoughtsofficial:

When someone accuses you of being lazy, it’s almost always because you aren’t doing something they want you to do; so it’s a shaming tactic rather than constructive criticism.

transpeter:

transpeter:

transpeter:

marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

*cilnt makes amazing sandwich and sits down*

Clint: …
Clint: Tony can handle it *goes to bite into sadnwich*

Tony on clints phone: “hey we could use your help around here”

cilnt: ….

*clint puts phone on silence*

yourplayersaidwhat:

Cleric: so that pool is full of acid

Me (DM) : yes, and it’s powerful enough to desolve rocks in seconds

Cleric: … I want to jump into it and see what happens

Me: you…you want to jump into the acid pool??

Cleric: just to see what happens

To absolutely no suprise the cleric lost half his health and some equipment..

shubbabang:
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yotsubamessenger5:
“This is the best post on reddit.
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yotsubamessenger5:

This is the best post on reddit.