Silver Tongue

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

zsnes:

he snuck in to touch the pots

zsnes:
“fuckin calarts style im tired of it
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zsnes:

fuckin calarts style im tired of it

cmder:

powerfrog:

cmder:

powerfrog:

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

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foxsgallery:

saltrat88:

officialwayneenterprises:

saltrat88:

saltrat88:

Well here’s how my morning went!

So a friend’s mom took her dog to the groomer yesterday.

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Almost immediate started having a reaction to a chemical they used. She called and asked what they used and they refused to tell her. She went back this morning and the groomer called the police.

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The woman started shouting about it being “genetics” and “white guys, not surprising!”

The officer was very polite and understanding but they still wouldn’t disclose the name or any information about the product they used that caused a severe reaction in an 8yr old dog. WTF?!

So they called the copes on us because we wanted to know what was applied to the dog?!!!!😡😡😡🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Fuck these assholes!!!!

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What’s the genetics thing supposed to mean?

We have our own ideas about the “genetics” comment but we don’t really know what she meant. We assume it was because it was the dog owner’s Son but it could hav Ensenada about the dog…….either way why wouldn’t you tell us what the product was? I asked the officer, off private property, “can we please just know if it was acid or a base?” And no one was willing to disclose the information. I really believe the officer didn’t know but why in the fuck would the owner call the police instead of telling us the name?!!!

Please boost this. This business needs to be shut down!

because there’s a high probability they’re using something dangerous and/or illegal around the dogs and don’t want to admit it.

rabbittiddy:

spoopy-skeletoons:

killtonyabbott:

manic pixie girl? no I am sensible goblin man

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This image came to mind even tho it’s more of an orc

No no, that Professional Orc Businessman.

aluox:

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

if you have trouble coming up with ideas, rick rolling is always a good one