Silver Tongue
jasper-rolls:
“ taxloopholes:
“I don’t think Massachusetts Memes knows what memes are
”
they right tho
”

jasper-rolls:

taxloopholes:

I don’t think Massachusetts Memes knows what memes are

they right tho

franceisnotreal:
“ thequantumqueer:
“guys i found the best one
” ”

franceisnotreal:

thequantumqueer:

guys i found the best one

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NEVER take candy, gum or water from Uber drivers. This is exactly why.

thatpettyblackgirl:

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Can’t even take a Uber to your destination with someone trynna do some slick shit

acrasialtrolls:

This picture is clearly very modern so why does it look like its from 2008 and been passed meme sites for decades?

show me th small boy again

nadnex:

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here he is!!!

tharook:

literaryreference:

undeadwill:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

theinturnetexplorer:

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

intelligence is the capacity for stupidity

Theres a reason intelligent and wisdom are two different stats

thebibliosphere:

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

I just saw a harry potter post right before a shape of the water one and my brain auto corrected it to “the snape in the water” and I gave myself a headache from how hard I just mentally recoiled at the thought of it. The AU fic no one wants or needs. Not if they love themselves.

Gimme a minute.

No, stop. What are you doing???

(With SO MANY apologies to Alan Rickman:)

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Sometimes an idea appears fully-formed in your head an ya just GOTTA draw the thing or it won’t leav you alone.

The sound I just made was genuinely UNHOLY.

dirty-deeds-666:
“A fresh batch of goblins
”

dirty-deeds-666:

A fresh batch of goblins

dragon-in-a-fez:

cispiciousblk:

slimy:

it shouldn’t surprise people that respecting a cat’s boundaries (i.e. ceasing to pet them after they paw at you) helps them trust you more

Bathbomb was dropped off at my apartment very abused and scared he hid in the bathtub for an entire 24hrs. he barely/if ever ate for about a week and didnt begin exploring the apartment until 3 weeks in

it was a month before he came up to me and it was hard but i sat kinda near him every day i would treat him like he was a new cat and let him smell me before trying to pet him and if he even looked uncomfortable id gently stop and just sing or talk to him

now he climbs on my back and jumps on my shoulder if i dont pay attention to him so it takes work and time

cats are like ppl and have triggers and quirks and trauma and we have to be respectful and gentle its not that hard of a concept

this is an Important Post but my favorite part is that your cat’s name is Bathbomb