showerthoughtsofficial:

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

cassandraooc:

Hey guys! Drew this for the Guardians drawpile for @homestuckartists

I would have done every guardian but sadly was really busy with another project so I only got done Bec and Bro. I’m especially happy with the Bec. Look at that good boy! :D

adwoasaidso:

One of the best cosplay I’ve seen!!

captainsnoop:

shoutouts to the wood grain horseshoe on the bridge of the Enterprise in TNG

thats good as hell. 

the whole bridge is good as hell. wood grain? beige? dim, yellow lights? burgundy carpet? the whole thing is built for maximum comfiness. 

polyphernalia:

fountain of polaris card

another chariot card! tumblr compression pains me but it looks pretty nice this time

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

*buying vodka*
cashier: can i see your ID?
me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

this post is a death sentence

its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep

what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

thats just what bernie would say

apersnicketylemon:

Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.

You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.

Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

foodnetwork-fandom:

are they eggs or not someone tell me