siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life
This was posted by a bot so this is the most meta thing I have ever seen. I am legit 90% certain this bot has attained sentience bc I’ve been following it for a while and it had posted quite a few coherent jokes, despite being shitpostbot5k. And there’s a certain amount of non-coherent jokes that make me thing it’s not a human behind this. It’s like a reverse Turing test.
“One of my best friends was killed in gun violence right around here, so it’s important to me.”
[Paul, at March For Our Lives, New York City, 24th March 2018]
Paul and Nancy photographed at the New York City March For Our Lives gun violence protest today.
Pics: Rex / Shutterstock / Spencer Platt / Getty
Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini
Not a celebration, a warning
gemini are hard to kill. you’ll get them half dead but your only hope is that they just fuck off and go blind
Russian psyop agent: -sits on secluded park bench-
Handler: -sits down, not making eye contact- I like your shoelaces.
Russian psyop agent: -staring straight ahead- Thanks, I stole them from the president.
Handler: -nods once, slides over manila envelope labeled “dank socialist memes-
facts only
Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.
Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you
OP is lord farquaad
op literally evicted all fairytail creatures but go off i guess
