humming-fly:

me: man it’s late and I have a lot of traveling to do tomorrow

the demon that lives in my brain: make more team greed doodles

part 1

humming-fly:

I have a lot of dumb ideas for what Team Greed could’ve gotten up to during that timeskip but instead of fleshing out any of them I’m just dumping them all at once 

Last but certainly not least:

humming-doodles:

humming-fly:

I don’t think there’s a much more awkward situation to find yourself in than “eternally underaged”

Bonus:

askfallenroyalty:

holomoriarty:

sharksgoth:

smh, all you griffin mcelroy fans sure do seem to ignore the fact that he LITERALLY lost a whole ass boy to a clown box of his own creation

op literally abandoned his boy, but go off I guess

happily-morgan:

the–preacher:

pumpkinspicedslut:

This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche

But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well

And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.

Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.

I love this cautionary tale.

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.

the-stalwart-system:

transmortifried:

heatandapathy:

idmangapasta:

iguanamouth:

paper-mario-wiki:

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.

polyglotplatypus:

i wont apologize for art

alsafysh:

alsafysh:

alsafysh:

The Addams family was, in fact, both magical and supernatural for its depiction of a healthy, loving, supportive, and fun married m/f couple.

Originally posted by vickyinwonderlandxo

This is now officially an Addams family appreciation post

In order to depict such purity and love in a m/f relationship, one must first set the foundation that these people are odd and not the norm. (per media standards)

They cared about their children, their children’s interests, and wanted the kids to always be true to themselves. How peculiar!

Gomez and Morticia never showed negative jealousy towards each other’s past love interests. Even going to far as complimenting them for being special to their true love.  How bizarre!

They could forgive almost any character flaw in a friend or relative. The only thing that could not be forgiven was betrayals and pastels. Weird amirite?

Morticia is a woman’s woman. She allies herself with other women instead of competing with them. She even seeks to understand women different from herself and her beliefs. Strange.

Gomez wants Morticia to have whatever Morticia wants. He doesn’t give her permission, he actively supports her and motivates her. Fa-reaky.

its funny and a little sad that the most healthy and functional family were meant to be the antithesis of what society decided what families should be.