Silver Tongue

drowningqueen:

What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?

Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.

Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.

Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.

But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”

warcatthefearless:

idontcaretbh:

birger-wuvs-elsa:

watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

How… How have I not seen this?

@okay-but-what-if

mcavoy:
“I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT PEOPLE OF COLOR LED FILMS DONT MAKE MONEY EVER AGAIN.
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mcavoy:

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT PEOPLE OF COLOR LED FILMS DONT MAKE MONEY EVER AGAIN.

crustybagelbites:

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this just in, a comic with like 50 distinct art styles thank you and good night

lingreed:
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what if human childe had vitiligo? (its just a headcanon i wanted to share, sorry if it sounds weird)
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enecoo:

sausagezeldas:

Each D in Dedede stands for Dedede

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the-wright-flyer:

I truly feel Majora’s Mask is a game larger than itself. 

i cant believe link is fucking dead

thejabaritribe:

whitedaydream:

‘I came into this and called Joe and Anthony and said, “Look, don’t write me the old Thor, we’ve got a new Thor now,”’ Chris said.

He was referencing the highly acclaimed shift towards a comedic, self-referential tone he and Taika made with Ragnarok.

But instead of observing his request to keep the character’s newfound mojo alive, the Russo brothers reportedly told him they’d ‘reinvented’ the character once again.

Chris recalled his response: ‘I was like “no, no, no” and I was really protective of what I’d created with Taika.’

They explained that the new direction was in line with the higher-stakes of the Avengers film, and to ensure the character worked well in an ensemble cast.

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lililyflow:

A fun comic on Kirby the Crystal Shards with Ribbon!