yourplayersaidwhat:

Playing Vampire the Requiem.

Player 1: “NPC works like eight jobs.”

Me: “He only works two jobs.”

Player: “That you know of!”

Me: “… I’m the DM!”

rawringcrafts:

I made another mimic chest! ^__^

A khorne themed one this time. Customer requested the dark wood and brass theme.

Just like the first large mimic, it is one single container that a GM, or well prepared player can store all their RPG needs in and easily carry them from game to game.
And what other way to make a chest more roleplaying game related than making it a mimic? :3

It’s made from solid pine that I stained with a nice ebony stain and finished with briwax.
All the hardware is steel and brass. It has a soft, 100% wool felt lining to protect the books it’s carrying
The main compartment comfortably holds around 5-6 large rule books and a smaller secondary compartment holds an insert that can safely store all your dice, miniatures, tokens and pencils!
It measures 14 inches across, 9 inches deep and 10 inches tall. The main internal compartment measures 12 x 6 x 10 inches.
The teeth are solid wood, too and have been dulled for safety. (I’d still not joke around and slam it shut on your friend’s hand, though…)

askfallenroyalty:

sexxxywitch:

hellenistic-hades:

bibliophilicwitch:

honorthegods:

secondgenerationimmigrant:

bunjanecrocker:

luxlustravi:

oftaggrivated:

sonneillonv:

kata-chthonia:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry.

Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject?

And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in classicism and mythology disagree with OP?

Including the… epic hymn that first told this story? You know what’s in that original source material… right?

Abducted, yes.
Demeter mourned? Definitely.
Rape, no.

So here’s some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars and garters!!) included abducting the bride. With the father’s permission, which Hades got before he took her away.

Here’s a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to anyone who’s ever dabbled in things like explication and context)

Here’s a link to another book that talks about Persephone’s rise to power as a result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds.

Oh shit!!

Here’s a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the Underworld badassery!!

Holy pug tacos Batman!!

Here’s another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and liminal rites. WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking winter), which you know if you read a book.Way to go, OP!

All these fucking books!  What could anyone possibly do with them all?!?!?!?! Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?

A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades?

Maybe next time, you stringy piece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

I don’t often reblog posts of people getting owned, but when I do…

man the ancient greeks didn’t dare to speak persephone’s name she was that powerful and venerated (they called her Kore, “the maiden”), hades didn’t get that honour

Rebagel for those book links, I find the Persephone and Hades stuff on here fascinating and I want to research it more

Book links, owning and the sheer badassery that is Persephone.

reblog forever

Reblogging for the links until this misapprehension finally ceases.

See also: Seduction and Rape in Greek Myth and Predatory Goddesses, both by classicist Mary Lefkowicz.

@thoughtsontomes you realize that every time I see Haides and Persephone I will be completely unable to not tag you, right? ;D

Holy shit as someone who is dedicated to these two in particular this post is a goldmine, especially because it’s nearly impossible to find information about Persephone!!

Excellent post!

*Priest of Persephone

without persephone, people would be leaving the underworld left and right.
hades was all for letting orpheus take his wife back to the realm of the living with no strings attatched when persephone was like “hold up honey, we literally cant do that. Yo, just trust shes following you and dont look back and she can live again.”

cum-vaper:

We’re entering pretty dangerous waters when Tumblr can make a list of any blogs and claim them to be Russian operatives and then create what is essentially a callout post with little to no reason to back their claims. 🤔🤔🤔

skulls-and-roses-my-love:

refinery29:

The ace/aro/agender community is speaking up about American Apparel’s appropriation of the “A” in LGBTQA

“The “A” is not for Ally because the letters are a representation of a marginalized identity, not a participation trophy.”

motherfucking-miracles-bro:

Thii2 ii2 the troll poliice! You have the riight to- … God dammiit Terezii not agaiin!

Trollcop!Sollux: me

Trollcop!Terezi: Fejc

cameraman: Marvi

(We had to make this gif into two parts, because of stupid tumblr size limits. If you want to see the gif whole, just click here!)

lighthouxe:

@teens and kids that are being bullied for speaking out:

each one of you is my hero.

i see you. i hear you. i’m standing with you.

don’t be discouraged. don’t let them silence you.

crackinwise:

Michael when Lindsay, his wife and mother of his child, died in Minecraft: “Whatever. I can’t babysit her the whole time.”

Michael when Gavin almost died: “GAVIN, NO! WHERE ARE YOU, BOI?!”

to be fair, gavin IS michaels minecraft husband.