maeshughesofficial:

frittering-sandcastle:

luxtempestas:

for those of you who dont know, i have a favourite fma au

its replacing Pride with Caliborn, but keeping everything else exactly the same.

and it’s a grande old time

@dailymaeshughes

THE BEST AU. JUST. THE BEST.

I’M CHOKING

gentlemanstallion:

questionably-gay:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated 

But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

trevorr-belmont:

a small and yelling friend

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

 #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: i am in my first ever DnD campaign. Nothong os serious. Our dm is pretty much making it up as we go. Squad consists pf a bird person, cat person, and me, a human-sized halfling who really loves sex. I don’t remember exactly how, but i was unconscious.

Cat: i run over to (halfling) and try to heal them

Me: I embrace death

Cat: Fucking why???

Dm: fine, ok, ill allow it. You are now dead. Congradulations.

Me: I roll to seduce Satan.

Dm: God dammit. Fine, but you are going to have to roll pretty high for it to-

Me: *Nat 20*

Dm: God fucking dammit. Ok. You fuck satan. He revives you, and you recieve satan’s blessing, adding ½ d8 damage to any attack

Me: Can i stay a bit longer?

Dm:N o

Tl,Dr: fucked satan and got sick fire powers

yourplayersaidwhat:

The party was in an atheneum looking up whatever they needed while the wizards copied spells

Kobold ranger: “Do you have any books on making money fast?”

Wood elf wizard: “yeah, like art of the deal?”

NPC librarian cleric: “oh no, we dont carry that book. We gathered all copies and burned them. There was great evil radiating from that book”

not-a-comedian:

do u support this boy