Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”
Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”
Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”
Me:
Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”
Me:
Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!
never forget that not only did dirk strider, upon being ordered to draw pornography of him and his friends, cheerfully agree before realizing caliborn would demand fairly tame imagery, he also expressed interest in reading callie’s fanfiction about them after confirming it was explicitly romantic, and upon being told that said fanfiction was deviant and possibly disgusting he literally said “but that only makes me want to read it more.” incredible. i love him. his palpable disappointment that caliborn didnt want him to draw himself and jake kissing followed immediately by him morosely dragging their scribbled renditions together for an illicit smooch regardless remains one of the most memorable moments in the entire billion word saga to me like he was ready. he was absolutely ready to send self drawn smut of him and jake to all his friends with the excuse of well an angry space alien made me do it, soooo
also never forget that roxy made the art of her and jake her goddamn phone background i love her
Hey guys! im happy to announce that this blog has been giving out some good karkats for a whole year now! can you believe that??? im so glad that i made this blog because of the mods i got to meet and befriend (ily guys), and of course all our followers who send in wonderful asks for us to fulfill and sticking with us for this long
anyway! we decided to do something special for this event, we’re going to hold a:
CONTEST/GIVEAWAY
The winners will get
art from the mods,
12 of our mods have decided to pitch in so we’ll be drawing that exact number of winners! Half will be chosen from the art contest, while the other half will be chosen at random from the giveaway
now lets explain more about those shall we?
ART CONTEST
while this is an art contest it doesnt have to be restricted to art only! you can write fanfiction and music as well if thats more towards your fancy! just as long as it has/or is about our boy, karkat!once you have your entry all ready to go, just go ahead and post it and @ this blog OR @daily-karkat-contest
if you have any questions about this please direct them to @daily-karkat-contest
! it’ll help us keep track of them better ^^
GIVEAWAY
now maybe youre unable to draw and still want a stab at participating and winning some mod art?? no worries! for this giveaway all you have to do is
like this post!
it’ll be counted as a single entry, and then be randomly drawn at the end of this event, which is….
It was an improvised explosive made by the Philadelphia PD. 61 homes were destroyed. And the media keep silence.
Unbelievable.
Philly is one of the most corrupt cities in the nation, so you shouldn’t be surprised by this.
Why tho?
According to Wikipedia, the housing was a squat for a “black liberation” group known as MOVE.
Apparently there was a firefight between MOVE and PPD, and the Commissioner of the PPD decided that bombing the area would be better than letting the firefight drag on
A little too far considering like 250 people were left homeless
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
