Silver Tongue

phantomrose96:

Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.

I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.

“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!

I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”

Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??

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geeksofdoom:

peopleareaproblem:

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

daftpatience:
“Happy Valentines day @mercifulmother! this piece is for the @ffexchange!
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daftpatience:

Happy Valentines day @mercifulmother! this piece is for the @ffexchange!

grumpybuneary:

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

kinktendo-shamecube:

nevycore:

kinktendo-shamecube:

str8boyfriend:

kinktendo-shamecube:

str8boyfriend:

STOP IT

its ok hes just going for a fun lil spin!! :–)

He doesn’t like it….

my uncle works for nintendo and he said kirby loves to spin

why is that minion a machine

fuck you i hate this video now

pyrlspite:

you can’t read 8000+ pages of a webcomic and not have it leave some kind of mark on you

unpopular-ship-queen:

gwydtheunusual:

fabulouscrabulous:

Just flip ‘em!

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor. 
I love them so much :)

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them