sarcasmprodigy:

Bonus mermaids.

suturmon:

Here’s what Grey would look like with eyes :>

scraps-is-busy:

Oh yeah, my nana is turning 88 soon. I need some ideas for gifts. No coffins. I already asked.

an hourglass or a pocket watch

ellighthousekeeper:

just-shower-thoughts:

Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

I just texted my German friend about this and she replied:
WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY

rosexknight:

nowhites:

syn-the-guardian:

nowhites:

cancelled in 2017: cheating, side ho culture, bragging about fucking someone elses partner

hot trends for 2017: being faithful, getting engaged and/or married, respecting peoples relationships, and also beating up bitches who think being a side chick is cool and fun

“side ho culture” sounds like a jab at polyamory

no the fuck it doesnt. shut up

How is “polyamory” even the same as “side ho culture” omg y'all stop reaching XD

saying side hoe culture is polyamory is like saying 50 shades of grey is bdsm.

crokuta:

alolan form

skythegogglehead:

shit-happens-bitchachos:

kotturstjarna:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

ECHOLOCATING

@bluegrump

twiinkphobia:

psa bc this is really shitty lmao

chefpyro:

Somehow managed to get platinum on Tomb Wader? I didn’t see it coming at all. I hate this level, I thought I’d get sapphire for sure.