Silver Tongue

bumbleshark:

spook-mutt:

bumbleshark:

once these nails dry……bitch..

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

goodness-gracious-great-balls-of:

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

 - Ed Edd & Eddy Chiptune

angstriddentrashhuman:

amroyounes:

Passive aggressive office notes that are so funny that you can’t even be mad.

What the fuck Debbie

banditdeer:
“ my entry for @daily-karkat-contest
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banditdeer:

my entry for @daily-karkat-contest
guys i invented a signature lmao
process video will come out soon

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gearholder:

dndhomebrewandart:

highlyquestionablerpgideas:

gm-and-dm-ideas:

What DMing looks like

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This, except the train is on fire

@mister-turniphead @ladytabletop @pathfuckery @briknerd

And when the players come up with new backstory details for their charas they’re throwing coal in the engine. Or the train’s fire.

next thing you know, theres macaroni on the bed and the inkeeper is pissed.

ghostsies:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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into the woods has a good reason. The prince spread pitch on the stairs which caused the shoe to stick and in a brief moment of clarity, she left it there as a clue for him to find her so she would know whether or not he wants her or the person she pretends to be.

pembrokewkorgi:
“ nittany-tiger:
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“ stopmakingliberalslookbad:
“ bizarrolord:
“ dismantlexsjwsxfeminism:
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I’m guessing it’s because domesticated animals being milked are forced into sexual slavery by virtue of being female or...

pembrokewkorgi:

nittany-tiger:

socialjusticefail:

stopmakingliberalslookbad:

bizarrolord:

dismantlexsjwsxfeminism:

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Originally posted by onewiththehallucinations

I’m guessing it’s because domesticated animals being milked are forced into sexual slavery by virtue of being female or something.

https://www.peta.org/living/food/why-cheese-is-the-most-sexist-thing-you-can-eat/

I am not surprise this is something that PETA would be the source of.

But patriarchy cheese is my favorite kind of cheese. :<

Is PETA even trying to be taken seriously anymore? I’m starting to get this feeling they are aware they’re just a joke at this point.

Theyre trying to look silly so that people dont realize theyre kidnapping and killing animals