magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:

goodshinyhunter:

tripprophet:

weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

exiguity:
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chefpyro:

*clones myself*
“aw, fuck I’m ugly”
“hey, fuck you, buddy”
“hey, fuck you, buddy”
“hey, fuck you, buddy”

gearholder:
“ millacm:
“ (guess i’ll post this here too??? or maybe ill delete it later?? i dont actually like posting the same art on different media…i use my twitter and tumblr very differently but then they overlap sometimes and idk what to...

gearholder:

millacm:

(guess i’ll post this here too??? or maybe ill delete it later?? i dont actually like posting the same art on different media…i use my twitter and tumblr very differently but then they overlap sometimes and idk what to do)

Everyday in the AH office

And this is why they don’t bring Iris to work . _.

joekewlio:

mewstashio:

jontronandedge:

The floor is a functioning application

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Originally posted by duke-of-bretagne

cvioleta:

peep-toe-shoes:

margoteve:

tobiasxva:

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

So worthy of a reblog.   So well done, Maggie.  

kineticpenguin:

writing-prompt-s:

The idea that a superintelligent AI will someday overthrow humans has become so popular that when an AI finally appears and wages war on Earth, over half of humanity immediately defects to the AI out of fear. Problem is, the AI turns out to be an absolute idiot.

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Originally posted by whiteteethteensofficial

lonelyroren:
“long time no see
”

lonelyroren:

long time no see

jeinu:
“You’re dating the grim reaper?!
”

jeinu:

You’re dating the grim reaper?!

botniverse:

Terezi Pyrope is real and kicked my ass at the Rose’s Secret Armory last thanksgiving