piethecreator:

punkphobe:

punkphobe:

ill never forget how fucking funny the undertale fandom was in 2015

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you have this guy who was practically giftwrapped for tumblr and everybody in 2015 collectively says “no. i want to fuck the funny bone man”

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pwbi:

noblecrumpet-dorkvision:

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New idea: Kobolds evolve into dragonborns at level 16 and learn flamethrower, then evolve into fully-grown dragons at level 36

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Gnome -> Elf -> Eladrin

Anyone got ideas for the Water starter?

prophecyguy:

radicalposture:

palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man

palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he’s the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it’s a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they’re like weak old CEOs or whatever

but our boy sheev? when his plans don’t go perfectly he’s just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he’s also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored

like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn’t have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader’s hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin’s life, so it’s smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can’t blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN’T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT

and with mace and co arriving at sheev’s office to bring him in for being dark catholic it’s functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks

i cant believe sheev is scrappy in the live action scooby doo film

rockosedits:

Animal Crossing in Rocko’s Modern Life style!

kedreeva:

pmseymourva:

lugiadepression:

theonetruegemini:

zelsbels-official:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

iamjohanna:

thisisnoise4u:

jaubaius:

Dog bringing home his new friend

she is intense

new cat

His new buff gf

i love them both.

Oh that’s nice the dog met another OH MY LORD THATS A PANTHER

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When your happy go lucky friend dates the most fierce goth

This is actually much better! This blue heeler is a working dog at a large wildlife sanctuary and she helped raise that panther from a cub. She’s mom!

Since this post is regrettably lacking in credit, if you’d like to see more of these two (as well as a huge host of other animals being provided sanctuary), you can visit them on Instagram here:

https://www.instagram.com/leandro_silveira_iop/

bluebloodstains:

the rest of the bit is so fucking choice

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phantomchick:

fidefortitude:

madejsbian:

peterssquill:

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster

the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah

thor and loki, thousands of years old, think of themselves as gods: lmao check this out i’m going to totally fool this guy

the grandmaster, a literal immortal whose immortality is entirely dependent on not getting bored: oh my….i have been fooled…..i hope none of you overthrow my leadership on the way out…….


#apparently the Collector and Grandmaster are fuelled on their own will to live
#so as long as they have a stupid purpose they’re good#the collector set himself an impossible task so he could keep busy#and the grandmaster creates drama via fidefortitude

This is literally so interesting??

animatedamerican:

hit-it-or-crit-it:

D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer’s name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto’s Irresistible Dance.

Therefore, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will

I am now deeply suspicious about Pete’s Wicked Ale and Nathan’s Famous Hotdogs.

Mikes Hard Lemonade

1st level trasmutation

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: Touch

Components: V, S, C (up to 5 gallons of water which the spell consumes)

Duration: Instantaneous

Classes: Bard, Wizard

You touch a container of water up to 5 gallons and with a smell of lemons, its transmutes all the water into a cold alcoholic lemonade based beverage.

asundergrowth:

dairyisntscary:

Saw a peta ad that was like “sheep farmers have lambs born in the winter and that renders the lambs too weak to defend themselves from predators” and like… do lambs usually defend themselves from predators…

Their venom sacs don’t develop until the summer months