Silver Tongue

sad-yonsei:

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro?
bro 2: nah bro
bro 1: why bro?
bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro
bro 1: bro.

the signs as animals

roxys:

capricorn: clown 

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

bigmammallama5:

geofender:

hawkeyebabe:

wilddaisies256:

tgwltw:

awkwardyunyoo22:

raven-madness:

ixhadbadxdays:

alexangery:

honestsister:

fundeadasylum:

dement09:

alexangery:

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Works for comics and art as well.

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…this has the opposite effect.

instead try;
I love you
*generic keysmash*
h OW DA RE
*lavish praise*
*inside fandom joke*
*quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

you. i like you

Also, the favorites:
1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!;
2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
3) why must you hurt me this way
4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW
5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter
6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part
7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS
8) this is so cute I’m dying
9) and (writer’s name) strikes again!
10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it
11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once
Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

Very important!

@rizahawkaye refer to entire list plz except the top

This is so true. I feel like I put hours and hours into some of my works, rereading and revising and making sure it’s just how I want it, and I post it excited for it’s receiving….! And then no one comments. And it’s incredibly disencouraging. I write because I love to, but I also write because maybe someone out there loves it when I do too. And frankly, people telling me that I did a good job is the best feeling in the world.

May I add “*cries in lesbian language*”? Because… yeah.

“i want to eat it” is a different one but works just as well as a keysmash imo

This trick also works with artists.

katthespacepirate:

cryptiboy:

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

Thats just how it be sometimes

asynca:
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reverseracism:

reverseracism:

When life comes at you fast - The White Supremacist Edition

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Originally posted by existentialmiranda

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I’m loving all of their misfortune. 😂

2018 is comin on strong

draevian:

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Built Fjord Tough

fumbledeegrumble:

palpablenotion:

discoursedumpster:

loschertzken:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

transgirlnausicaa:

transterezi:

unapologeticaroace:

Y'all, it’s an app specifically for ace people.

They have so many choices in terms of romantic orientation, too!

It’s available on android (and probably iOS too) under the name ACEapp.

hey why does this give options for being interested in “male female transgender” and “androromantic” and “gynoromantic” and fucking “transromantic” what the fuck? what the fuck? what the f

“male, female, transgender”

“transromantic”

Cool! So y'all are just totally fine with chasers???????

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

why is there like a million shades of ace but y’all seriously went for that “male/female/transgender” route

I can’t believe you guys are seriously assuming that ace people, who in this case are most likely trans, nonbinary themselves, are fetishizing other trans, nonbinary, aces. Instead of, you know, seeing this as a good way for people who aren’t interested in having sex, to find other people who aren’t interested in saving sex, who share their gender identity. What a novel concept.

You’re also having issues with people being attracted to femininity like that isn’t a real thing. That’s actually a more valid attraction that saying “I’m attracted to women” and if you’re a nonbinary person, what does “homosexual” even mean what doesn’t “heterosexual” even mean. If you’re a nonbinary person presenting more fem and you’re attracted to people both cis and nonbinary who also present femininely you can’t say you’re heterosexual or homosexual or pansexual or anything so gynoromantic.

Honestly what the fuck you guys.

THIS.

Um… that isn’t what I see on the app



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To summarize, no transromantic. Can select nonbianry for your gender. Can select you’re interested in non binary or none. It used polyamory not polygamy.

Reblogging for the updated version, so exclusionists can’t keep spreading around the old version and pretending nothing has changed

it-started-to-rain:
“ it-started-to-rain:
“ No!! Free them!!!
”
They’re free!!!!
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it-started-to-rain:

it-started-to-rain:

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No!! Free them!!!

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They’re free!!!!