Silver Tongue
annadesu:
“ b-e-e-e-s:
“i hate this op
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This post gave me an aneurysm
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annadesu:

b-e-e-e-s:

i hate this op

This post gave me an aneurysm

tyrannosaurus-rex:

str3lka:

str3lka:

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

life during the cold war was just whatever

The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning

Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.

The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort

Revali: Don't talk down to me.
Urbosa: Well, I can hardly talk up to you.

revscarecrow:

Customer service is hell. Listen to some of my stories from the frontline.

stribird:
“goin to naka again as a various assortment of jades–come say hi if u see me yo =

stribird:

goin to naka again as a various assortment of jades–come say hi if u see me yo =<= b

jlal:

dirk meeting grandma for the first time: Hi, uh, Ms English. I’m a huge fan of your work. Your work concerning nuclear physics and the intricacies of (nerd shit) has been groundbr

jade: oh so you’re a nerd? a nerd and a bitch? hm?

Richard Spencer says that antifa sucked all the fun out of college appearances, calls it quits

mostlysignssomeportents:

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Elements of the left say that antifa tactics – direct, physical confrontations with fascists and racists – are a “gift to the alt-right,” letting them play victim and validating their paranoid fantasies about the persecution of white dudes – but punched Nazi Richard Spencer says that antifa tactics have worked as intended, making it impossible for him to continue his on-campus recruitment tour for his forthcoming race-war.

Spencer’s admission of antifa’s victory was part of a long, dull Youtube video he posted last Sunday, in which he announced the premature end of his “college tour,” because “When they become violent clashes and pitched battles, they aren’t fun,” adding, “Antifa is winning to the extent that they’re willing to go further than anyone else, in the sense that they will do things in terms of just violence, intimidating, and general nastiness.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/03/17/horses-mouth.html